This shirt has been scientifically proven to protect against the zombie apocalypse. You no longer need to rely on heavy firepower or covering yourself in fermented cat dung to avoid the threat of zombie brain-craze. And in the meantime, you can wear it as a rad shirt.
• Comfortable 100% anti-zombie cotton that won’t disintegrate after two washes like a cheap concert tee sold from behind a hot dog cart that doesn’t smell like hot dogs.
• Unisex tee. Zombies don’t care if you’re a man or a woman and neither does this shirt.
• Sizing. If unsure, order a size up to avoid a shrink-wrap snug fit. See size info.
• Historic. See the original post that started it all.